Japan Finally And Inevitably Taken Over By Cats

Sure, Hello Kitty looked all innocent, with her little bow and her pink dress and her really-weird-when-you-think-about-it lack of a mouth. But that was just to lull all of Japan into a sense of security, so that efficient and highly educated felines could steal their jobs. It could happen here, America! Don't trust Mr. Whiskers with the resume-building software on your computer!

And here is an actual office conversation inspired by this video:

Co-worker: I feel like I'm losing a lot of this because I don't have my sound turned on.

Me: You are.

Co-worker: ...This is in Japanese.

Me: Obviously. Cats can't speak English.