Miley Cyrus And Bret Michaels: A Match Made In Creepy, Creepy Musical Heaven

There is nothing at all wrong with Bret Michaels' comeback single, "Nothing to Lose." It's catchy, has some good hooks, and hey, the man isn't the worst singer in the world. But considering Michaels' history of having half-naked strippers pull each other's weaves out for his affection, it might not have been the smartest move on Miley Cyrus' part to be the featured singer on a track where the lyrics go "Yeah we both know better than this, still we can't resist...Slowly get undressed." I mean, basically it's a love song between a 46-year old someone who isn't even legal yet. Nice. Can we say "Daddy Issues?"