20% Of Americans Believe Barack Obama Is "Doing Many Of The Things Hitler Did"

I know this might upset a lot of you, but I have the SHOCKING PROOF that these loyal, American patriots are 100% correct. The recent Harris poll also found quite a few people who believed Obama was the Antichrist and also not born on U.S. soil, but let's not pay attention to those crazy people. I just want to deal with some cold hard facts about how Obama is doing many of the things Hitler did. Behold, the evidence:

Exhibit A: Hitler was a failed artist. As this totally legitimate report card from his fourth grade class shows, so was Barack Obama:

And if he wasn't a failed artist, then why did he have someone else design his iconice "Hope" poster? Huh? HUH?

Exhibit B: Hitler married a woman (Eva Braun). Barack Obama also married a woman, First Lady Michelle Obama. If Obama wanted to really prove that he wasn't just Hitler, Jr., why did he not marry at all? Or, better yet, marry a man?

Exhibit C: Both Adolf Hitler and Barack Obama have been featured on the cover of Time several times. In fact, I think we should get someone down to the Time offices to investigate just how they're choosing they're cover models, don't you?

Exhibit D: Both Adolf Hitler and Barack Obama regularly engage in such activities as homeostasis, cellular regeneration (which just sounds ominous), and pulmonary gas exchange, among many others.

How can you keep denying it in the fact of all this evidence? (You can't.) I rest my case.