Steven Seagal Can't Keep His Sidearm In His Pants

Poor Steve Seagal. No one ever gave him an ounce of respect as an actor (or as a musician.) He secretly helped out in his Louisiana community for years as a reserve deputy sheriff without ever attempting to improve his cultural standing with it. (Of course, now that he's turned that gig into a television show, he's become a reality star and his work in that field has raised troubling questions.) Instead of trumpeting his new show's tremendous ratings, critics have basically called Lawman the end of his career and even accused him of occasional exploitation of poor residents of Jefferson Parish, where the show is filmed.

Anyway, enough about that. We were just starting to feel bad for him, is all, when we saw this:

A 23-year-old former model claims she... showed up for work, [only to] learn, "Mr. Seagal had been keeping two young female Russian 'Attendants' on staff who were available for his sexual needs 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."

Nguyen alleges in her suit, one of the 'Attendants' had recently quit and it was this job -- not executive assistant -- Seagal intended her to fill.

Nguyen claims the very first night on the job, Seagal treated her "as his sex toy."  Nguyen says in the lawsuit Seagal, pushed his hands under her skirt, tried fondling her breasts and forced his hand down her pants. [TMZ]

That's some night -- after he put his hands down her skirt, she must have gone home to change into a pair of pants, then returned to work for more groping. Something doesn't add up here...