The Onion Knows Why You Can't Get Over Your Ex
By Brian FairbanksApril 15th, 2010, 9:05 amComments (1)
-1% He won't leave! Sorry, that wasn't funny. But that's why The Onion's The Onion and we're... just redirecting you to their brilliance.
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