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We Now Interrupt The Pope's Good Friday Service To Bring You "Girls Gone Wild"

Posted by Jake Kalish

 

A live broadcast from the Vatican of the Pope's Good Friday service was interrupted at 2 a.m. in Philadelphia by a Girls Gone Wild commercial. Of course Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis, the biggest douchebag in the universe, was extremely smug about this...

GGW CEO Joe Francis says he received a record spike in sales.

“We may have tapped into a whole new market,” Francis said. “It seems that many of the same people interested in the Pope’s message are also interested in ours.”

Francis said he was “happy to have shared an audience with the Pope." 

Oh, shut the hell up, dude. Boy, no matter what you think about Girls Gone Wild specifically, and no matter how much you can argue about the exploitation of women in pornography in general, there's no dispute Joe Francis is a gaping anus of a man. Seriously, we're not violent people, but there are two folks that would be great fun to mug- Dick Cheney and Joe Francis. Oh, Osama Bin Laden too, but that's just a pipe dream.

Okay, through catharting. So here's how this went down:

According to the Philadelphia Inquirer, a Girls Gone Wild commercial was broadcast throughout the Philadelphia market at 2 a.m. by Comcast. A spokesman for the cable company said the ad was aired inadvertently due to a test of the Emergency Alert System, during which the channel airs regular programming -- which in this case included an advertisement for "Girls Gone Wild’s Search for the Wildest Bar in America" DVD.

You know, Joe Francis, now that you're "sharing an audience" with the Pope, you might take this opportunity to pray for forgiveness. We're not very religious people, but maybe we'll do it too, for that whole thing about mugging you.

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Jake Kalish is the author of Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights https://www.amazon.com/Santa-vs-Satan-Compendium-Imaginary/dp/0307406709/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1208807460&sr=8-1

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