Register Now!
LOG IN  |  SIGN UP
25

Sex Advice From American Apparel Employees

Q: What’s the best reason to date an American Apparel employee? A: We’re clean and have symmetrical faces.

By Kelly Bourdet

Rosie, 20
https://rosiecherry.blogspot.com

What's the best way to hit on an American Apparel employee?
I will start by saying that asking to take private photographs is one of the worst ways to get a girl, because of the obvious creep factor. Also creepy is the method of asking a sales girl for help repeatedly just to talk to her. Although, a guy once asked my friend where the workout shorts were, and then asked her to model them for him, and they are still dating. For me, I’d like a guy to ask me about something he already wanted to buy and take my advice on a better option. Then we could go for coffee on my break.

What's the best reason to date an American Apparel employee?
As a rule, I feel like most American Apparel employees are pretty physically attractive. But the guys I’ve worked with at American Apparel who have attracted me did so because they had a lot going on outside of work. They only worked there to make rent while pursuing creative projects.

Do you wear American Apparel underwear when you're trying to get laid? Do people think it's cute?
I find that men tend to be turned off by the cuts of the underwear A.A. sells for women. They usually prefer to see the women in the men's styles that A.A. carries.

My girlfriend wants me to pose for some provocative pictures. Should I do it? I'm worried it might come back to haunt me.
Do it! Taking naked pictures is always fun, as long as you trust the person you're with. You have to just realize that most people have a soul and rarely do things to other people that they would never want done to them.

I met this guy on a gay dating website. I really care about him but it seems like he only wants to sleep with me. Should I indulge in the occasional booty-call, or would that mean I don't respect myself?
He probably does just want to sleep with you, but maybe also isn’t opposed to seeing you on a regular basis. Relax and have sex. The more you see each other, the better the chances are he'll start to really care about you.

I really like this guy in my office, but it's hard to find a way to approach him at work. Can I ask him out via email, or is that lame by definition?
Passing inter-office notes is the most fun, flirtatious, and direct form of acceptable office romance. I would even opt for the corny middle-school, check-box system: “Do you like me? Check yes, no, or maybe.”

I just got a girl's phone number and I'm nervous about asking her out. Should I call or text her?
Either is acceptable, but sometimes it’s easier to be witty or smart in writing. If you call, it's always hard to know what the situation is on the other end. I think text messages are always a safe bet.

I found my boyfriend in pictures with a bunch of other girls on a party photographer's website. Should I confront him about it, or play it cool?
Play it cool. Typically, women are more attracted to a guy who is radiating the confidence he gets from dating a great woman. Take it as a compliment; he's dating you for a reason.

Comments ( 25 )

Remind me not to go to American Apparel.

bearman33 commented on Sep 24 10 at 12:25 am

I have a feeling that Michelle was being completely sarcastic throughout the entire interview lol. And she has crazy girlfriend eyes.

brina commented on Sep 24 10 at 12:34 am

Yeah, and with the washed out photo and suspenders, she looks American Gothic goth.

bearman33 commented on Sep 24 10 at 12:38 am

Looking at Rosie Cherry's blog, she seems to be carried away with her art history classes.

bearman33 commented on Sep 24 10 at 12:39 am

The asian chick in the main photo so horny, she looks like a horny superhero.

bearman33 commented on Sep 24 10 at 12:41 am

omfg is this supposed to be good advice?:
"Relax and have sex. The more you see each other, the better the chances are he'll start to really care about you."
Recipe for disaster.

muriela commented on Sep 24 10 at 1:12 am

Yeah it sounds like advice to a rape victim from a rapist.

bearman33 commented on Sep 24 10 at 1:36 am

The girl in the first picture should clean her mirror. Windex + newspaper = a world of wonders, lady.

Dee commented on Sep 24 10 at 3:43 am

Michelle is a terrible person. James is my new bestie.

Joe commented on Sep 24 10 at 9:52 am

Are you kidding me?

jh commented on Sep 24 10 at 10:38 am

I guess the dirty mirror makes it more "arty."

bearman33 commented on Sep 24 10 at 11:21 am

I'm surprised that the girls are bigger arseholes than the girls.

Anon commented on Sep 24 10 at 2:02 pm

Kelly needs a reality slap in the face, I'm in love with Michelle and her crazy girlfriend eyes, and James seems like the only relatively sane one.

snm commented on Sep 24 10 at 2:17 pm

Anon - what do you mean by "I'm surprised that the girls are bigger arseholes than the girls." ???

bearman33 commented on Sep 24 10 at 2:23 pm

snm - why does Kelly need a reality slap in the face?

bearman33 commented on Sep 24 10 at 2:24 pm

American Apparel claims they don't hire based on looks, yet all three of these people are way hotter than the average retail employee.

Protest all you want, AA, I know an "appearance based hiring policy" when I see one...

marina commented on Sep 24 10 at 2:32 pm

If Michelle's seriously for the full bush then she's all right.

JU commented on Sep 24 10 at 2:41 pm

I hate AA--Marketing gimmicks do not equal fashion. James seems cool though.

ms commented on Sep 24 10 at 3:10 pm

I thought AA was going out of business. Where will these underfed spandexed girls work?

Sudsy commented on Sep 24 10 at 3:56 pm

Ugh, punch me if I start taking sex advice from 20 year old hipsters who advertise their blogs.

mer commented on Sep 24 10 at 6:50 pm

"charming and British" = pretentious asshole.
Unless you actually ARE charming and British.

zzz commented on Sep 24 10 at 7:27 pm

"The more you see each other, the better the chances are he'll start to really care about you."

*cringe*

Shannon commented on Sep 25 10 at 1:05 am

We're clean, witty and take the worst fucking pictures in the world. WTF... are they too stupid, cheap or arrogant to hire a pro shooter?

cg commented on Sep 25 10 at 6:44 am

Dude no way man that is just WAY too cool!

www.privacy-web.cz.tc

Jo Manny commented on Sep 25 10 at 10:36 am

gross.

Renee commented on Sep 26 10 at 4:50 pm

Leave a Comment