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In response to the (apparently numerous?) animal-human hybrids that have been coming out of labs, a group of scientists is calling for regulation of such experiments, citing the "'Frankenstein fear' that the medical research which creates 'humanized' animals is going to generate monsters." Monsters, you guys!

The UK's Academy of Medical Sciences suggested the creation of a committee that would review the ethical implications of proposed tests. Of particular concern, experts say, are experiments in which animals are modified to have human attributes (such as speech or skin) via implants of human cells, eggs, etc.

One scientist in the academy offered this amazing summary of the group's concerns: "If you come home and your parrot says 'Who's a pretty boy?' that's one thing. But if your monkey says it that's something else."

Food for thought.

Comments ( 7 )

Jul 22 11 at 5:23 pm
Me

How exactly is skin a "uniquely human attribute"?

Jul 22 11 at 6:45 pm
Maxwell

Almost everything in the world has a skin.

Oct 12 11 at 2:04 pm
..::bEEp::..

"human attributes (such as speech or skin)"
HUMAN ATTRIBUTES; i.e. Human skin

Jul 22 11 at 8:53 pm
equidae

what I want to know is how they expect to give animals speech. Human speech is the result of numerous factors, anatomy, neurology, etc etc. Some aspects even required the development of bipedalality before they were possible.

Jul 23 11 at 12:48 am
lolwut

Why are people so scared of this? I would be fucking ecstatic if I came home one day to find a talking monkey. The future should be NOW!

Jul 23 11 at 9:45 am
LiquidCourage

Then move to Asia. Packed with talking monkeys.

Jul 23 11 at 12:14 pm
beatgeneration1

Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape!

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