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Let's say you live in Iowa, the first state to hold a presidential caucus and therefore a political barometer (sorta) for the upcoming presidential race. Let's say you are also a hardcore conservative, and you want to make sure that the Republican who gets your support shares your views about, say, how "traditional" monogamous marriage between one man and one woman forms the basis of everything we know about human rights. What on earth do you do? Well, you tell all the GOP candidates that they need to sign a pledge called "The Marriage Vow," which outlines your beliefs, of course. Oh, but you might want to take out this super-racist bit first:

Slavery had a disastrous impact on African-American families, yet sadly a child born into slavery in 1860 was more likely to be raised by his mother and father in a two-parent household than was an African-American baby born after the election of the USA’s first African-American President.

Um. You have got to be joking with me here, people. The whole document offends me for a lot of reasons — it claims homosexuality is not an innate trait (wrong) and that "non-commital [sic] co-habitation" is debasing marriage (also wrong) — but that section is, like, old-school racist. African-American babies were definitely more likely to be raised by his or her mother and father... until these families were split up and sold to other people because they were treated as fucking property. Thankfully, the Iowa group has removed this section from "The Marriage Vow" — after Michele Bachmann signed it and Rick Santorum committed to it, mind you — claiming it might be "misconstrued." But including it in the first place? In 2011? Basically unconscionable.

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Comments ( 8 )

Jul 12 11 at 10:12 am
Rj

Seriously wtf that is bad. Besides, where the hell did they get those statistics? And of course they don't include the statistics on divorce, or the rate at which white kids are growing up in one or two-parent households.

Jul 12 11 at 10:43 am
B

Racist it surely is, but whatever idiot wrote the pledge was clearly attempting to say something like, "things are worse than during slavery, thanks to Obama and gays," not trying to paint a rosy picture of slavery. Maybe they were trying to rally white voters to put a white person in charge in order to save marriage. Or maybe, they were trying to reach African American voters with a message like, "Obama doesn't care about black families." Obvious fail on all accounts, but if I said something like "the typical breakfast in Auschwitz contained more nutrients than a typical school lunch in the U.S. today," it would be kinda dumb to retort, "until they put you in a gas chamber because they're fucking murderous anti-Semites!" Well, yes, but I was saying that because we can all agree that the holocaust was bad and to emphasize *just how bad it is now*--it is easy cultural shorthand (like slavery in America). I'm not defending the passage--the whole fucking pledge is insulting on so many levels--just pointing out that the reaction here is a misreading.

Jul 12 11 at 10:44 am
MC

WOW. Doesn't matter if they took that provision out. Just demonstrates the ideology behind the creators of the document. Yikes.

Jul 12 11 at 11:14 am
pfft

This shows the stupidity of trying to appease the vocal minority. You have to sign on to everything they demand or they threaten to smear you.

I'd rather see a politician make the effort to explain their platform in detail pointing out where they agree and disagree with these ridiculous pledges, and then not sign them for just those reasons.

These fringe groups are not the voters you need win.

Jul 12 11 at 8:36 pm
2 Fast

"I'd rather see a politician make the effort to explain their platform in detail pointing out where they agree and disagree with these ridiculous pledges, and then not sign them for just those reasons." -- A nice idea, but in these daze of Twitter sound bites, no one would be allowed to take the floor for that long.

Jul 12 11 at 1:05 pm
profrobert

If "non-committal cohabitation" is debasing marriage, then shouldn't the goal be to get as many people to be able to marry instead of cohabitating non-committally? (You see where I'm going with this, yes?)

Jul 12 11 at 2:22 pm
Kel

The huge wave of crackpot opposition to Obama was rooted in racism, and racism is still what drives the Tea Party. This idiotic "pledge" fails to note that female slaves were often raped by their white owners, and could be brutalized and killed with no consequences. The number of lies, false analogies and flat-out sick hateful thinking behind this "pledge" is only as jaw-dropping as the fact that actual Republican candidates signed it. Bachmann and Santorum are just the insane tip of the iceberg.

Jul 16 11 at 11:36 am
just mike

I posit that the same is likely true for white households as well.

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