So, we went upstairs. Crazily enough, at this point, I had never actually kissed a girl. I was Michael Cera, just a skinny, nervous mumbling dude when actually one-on-one with a lady. But that night, all the vodka and weed and music somehow made me loose and uninhibited. I was feeling warm and confident (what I'd later recognize as the perfect state of drunkeness). I put a record on and we sat down on my bed. I leaned in for a kiss. I honestly would have been happy just to get that first over with, but things kept going. It wasn't long before we had stripped down to our underwear. ("Dude," I kept thinking. "Dude.") Then — amazingly — she went down on me. I went down on her, pretending I knew what the hell I was doing (thank God for pornos). I couldn't believe it, but eventually we got to the point of wondering who had a condom. That would be: neither of us. I don't know how or why I came up with this idea so soon, but I immediately suggested that we try anal sex. And she agreed. I ran to the bathroom to grab some Vaseline. Where this "expertise" came from — considering that only half an hour ago, I had never even kissed a girl — I don't really know. We tried anal for a bit, which I count as the loss of my virginity. I didn't have anything to compare it to, but she wasn't enjoying it, so we stopped. 17 Commentsbaw commented on 06/23 ace commented on 06/23 ls commented on 06/23 lr commented on 06/23 mpb commented on 06/23 ecj commented on 06/24 mjr commented on 06/24 ecj2 commented on 06/24 S.F. commented on 06/24 bac commented on 06/28 MJL commented on 06/30 rem commented on 06/30 SWW commented on 07/01 mh commented on 07/12 G commented on 10/15 AK commented on 10/21 Previous First Times
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