This Week In Sex: Safe Sexting

One man's harrowing --and hilarious -- experience watching all 151 minutes of the Sex and the City movie.

Here's a touching Christmas story from 2007 that's just coming to light: one father thought it was important to take time from the holidays to call an escort for his 14-year-old son, apparently to get "the gay" out of him.

You still have a few hours to pick up the greatest gift of all: Jingle Jugs.

A friendly reminder: when you get that new iPod knockoff from the street vendor, do not insert it into your anus.

"A Wisconsin teenager will need legal permission to date girls for the next three years after he was convicted of fleeing to Tennessee with his girlfriend in a stolen car."

The (flash?) mob condom will protect up to 230 people from disease... unless they get a little too close to each other inside this thing.

Practice safe sexting this holiday season with a silly new iPhone app.

A website did a not-very-reliable study of divorce cases and found that Facebook was mentioned in twenty percent of the paperwork. Make of that what you will.

Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins announce they've split up after a whopping 23 years together. Rumor has it that Sarandon has taken up with "a younger lover." If these kids can't make it, who will?

"And a Minnesota woman faces assault charges after she grabbed a man by his genitals and yanked, tearing them so much he needed stitches." Happy Christmas, war is over.