#peoplepleasestop Is Everything That Is Wrong With Twitter

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In which I ask Scanner Ben to try and defend one of today's trending topics, #peoplepleasestop, which is all about things you wish people would stop.* I have a suggestion! You have one guess as to what it is.

I know you only get 140 characters, people, but please, you must be able to write words at least a bit more correctly than this:

BellazWorld #peoplepleasestop actin lyk u got wat u dont specially towards ppl who knw u BOY I WAS UR GIRL I SEEN YO MAMA GIV U DAT lol

Uh, okay. I'll cut that out, I guess. But from all I can tell, these requests boil down to three categories of things people should stop:

- Thinking they are attractive

- Not putting out (women only, obvi)

- Liking Justin Bieber, teen idol/zygote

So I asked Scanner Ben - resident Twitter enthusiast - to make the case for this phenomenon (spoiler alert: I win):

Me: As i've familiarized myself with twitter more
Me: it's just so sad
Scanner Ben: I know
Me: Like, what does this even say:
Me: "BellazWorld #peoplepleasestop actin lyk u got wat u dont specially towards ppl who knw u BOY I WAS UR GIRL I SEEN YO MAMA GIV U DAT lol"
Scanner Ben: It's scientifically proven that 68% of the populace are dunces and only 34% are more than half literate
Scanner Ben: and 100% of those people tweet

Truer words, Scanner Ben. Truer words.

*I figured I should explain this terribly complex concept so no one gets confused.

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Ben Reininga commented on Feb 01 10 at 6:14 pm

Dismiss Twitter at your own peril. You sound like an old school marm afraid of technology and incomplete sentences.

puttinontheritz commented on Feb 01 10 at 6:34 pm

I don't hate everything about Twitter, puttinontheritz, but I will always carry on the fight against incomplete sentences.

James Brady Ryan commented on Feb 01 10 at 7:16 pm

The only reason Twitter is talked about so much is because journalists like it. Because they like it they think everyone likes it - unversalising from their own experiences....a very common human frailty, and one that we all indulge in from time to time. I did twitter...i gave it a chance...i decided it is worthless. The number of uses are already starting to fall dramatically, and the peak number of users never got that high really...especially when compared to the amount of free press and publicity Twitter has been given. Twitter has another 6 months tops...i'd put money on it.

Feargulbum commented on Feb 01 10 at 10:18 pm

One of the enduring rules of English usage is this: "Whenever I spot mistakes in someone's grammar, that person is clearly an idiot; whenever someone spots mistakes in my grammar, that person is a trifling blowhard." The line between acceptable and unacceptable errors is usually personal and idiosyncratic. For instance, I rankled at a number of errors in today's Scanner posts, including someone pluralizing Saturday as "Saturday's"--apostrophes never make a plural. On the other hand, I have to respect this tweeter for making the best of 133 characters (by my count, she dropped at least eighteen letters). I still have no idea what it says, but then...I don't think she was talking to me. Twitter may yet have a corrosive effect on our culture--for instance, by clouding the line of socially acceptable self-disclosure. But I'm not ready to blame it for the death of the English language. The WWI generation communicated largely through truncated telegrams, and it produced some of the best writers in modern history. And if you ever have the opportunity to go through the telegrams of John Steinbeck, Virginia Woolf, or Rebecca West (some are published, others are in archives), most of them don't make a lot more sense than that tweet.

Matthew commented on Feb 02 10 at 1:39 am

Twitter would be great but for other people.

DJB commented on Feb 02 10 at 7:34 am

I feel like the people who do these trending topics that aren't based on breaking news are just doing it to escape from incredibly frustrating professional lives.

Dan commented on Feb 02 10 at 11:21 am

Matthew, what's considered socially acceptable self-disclosure can often be harmful because it prevents people from sharing their fears, wants, needs, and desires. If that information was known, it could bring people closer together, de stigmatize "mental illness", and make Over Heard in NYC a lot funnier.

Keith Whitener commented on Feb 02 10 at 12:18 pm

#peoplepleasestop Is Everything That Is Wrong With Twitter

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