Have you ever seen those commercials where Grandma comes to visit, and is swept away by how clean everything smells?
Yeah, that one. My takeaway from these commercials? It's completely unnecessary to expend any effort in making your place look and smell fresh. Instead:
[$12, Williams-Sonoma]
Spray the stank away. Lavender scents are supposed to be especially soothing, though I also like fresh linen-scented oils.
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