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Sure, it's nice to have a big, gummy, strawberry flavored heart; but what if you have a candy heart attack?

 

You use a Red Hot stethescope! And I'll be honest with you guys... I actually thought this was a candy stethescope, but it turns out it's just a red one, so apologies for anyone else who got their hopes up that you could start eating medical equipment.

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