What kind of sexy secret could a lamp hold? How about this one:

 

The lamp, designed by Matteo Cibic, hides a you-know-what in its base. When the lamp is pulled off of the "toy," it starts glowing red instead of white. And, as an added bonus, here's another one of Cibic's designs, which will be on display this April:

[Via TrendHunter]

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