Think about how different Charlie and the Chocolate Factory would have been if Willy Wonka was only a wee bit kinkier. Right?
Thank goodness, then, for Jimmyjane and CITIZEN:citizen, producers of the solid gold vibrator. Produced in a limited quantity of 500, each individually numbered sex toy is emblazoned with the slogan “Fuck Design,” which is either to be read as derogatory towards design, or a literal comment on the function of the item.
Either way, it’s going to be a little tough to read if you’re using it correctly.
The thingy is also available in solid steel for a hundred dollars cheaper than the 24k gold model, but my hilarious Willy Wonka joke doesn’t work as well with steel. Maybe “Steel Yourself for a New Vibrator?”
By the way, the original title of this post was going to be “There’s Gold In That There Vagina!” but I couldn’t bring myself to do it.
[$375, Jimmyjane]
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