There are plenty of ways to wake your lady up in the morning: the smell of coffee; a light kiss on the forehead; lifting the mattress and rolling her off. But why not mix things up, and wake her up with a vibrator:
You just place this vibrating alarm clock under your pillow, and it will gently shake you awake. And, it comes with a rechargeable dock, so you can power it up during the day.
Don't know about you, but this would make me wake up every day screaming.
[£25, Lazybone]
[Via TechFresh]
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