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In the realm of things I'd rather not have to worry about is the camel toe. Which is where the Cuchini comes in:
[$15, Cuchini] (twinkly stars not included)
The Cuchini is a strip of lightweight material that adheres to your undergarments and smoothes ridges of your nether regions, eliminating the infamous camel toe.
Then again, couldn't you avoid all this simply by wearing clothing that fit you correctly?
::sigh::
[Via Jezebel]
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