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Marry, F*ck or Kill?: The Santa Claus Edition

Posted by Emily Farris

While we kind-of feel like this one is a no-brainer, we have to ask those of you who are stuck at work and still reading Scanner today: whose Santa Claus would you marry, fuck and kill?

Tim Allen, Billy Bob Thorton and Paul Giamatti:

  


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Posted Dec 24 2007, 01:31 PM
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Comments

kcfilmgirl said:

Marry: Paul Giamatti

Fuck: Billy Bob, complete with Angelina residue

Kill: Tim Allen - please!

December 24, 2007 1:38 PM

laGiulia said:

Marry Giamatti, he looks sweet.

Fuck Billy Bob. Of course.

Kill Tim Allen.

December 24, 2007 1:54 PM

Betty said:

Kill 'em all.  Only the REAL Santa Claus gets my lovin'.

December 24, 2007 7:50 PM

trinity0690 said:

Marry Paul

Fuck and then Kill both Tim and Billy.

December 25, 2007 1:21 AM

Fred said:

Preted they're all Santa.  F*ck Them all.  Then kill them all...

December 25, 2007 11:14 PM

jahbean said:

ha. i like fuck and kill them all.  originally i thought fuck: billy bob marry:no one and kill: tim allen

December 26, 2007 9:21 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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