We'll be honest, there are a lot of 80s teen movies and there are a lot of 80s teen movie queens. We all feel passionately about our favorites (cough - Phoebe Cates - cough). You may feel so passionately about yours, you'd like to mention her in the comments. But today, if you do nothing else, you must choose between 80s teen movie queens named Jennifer. We've married, fucked, and killed Jennifers before at Scanner, but it turns out Jennys are a sticky bunch. They just keep haunting our dreams. More specifically, Jennifer Grey in Dirty Dancing, Jennifer Jason Leigh in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, and Jennifer Beals in Flashdance keep us tossing and turning at night. While they're each spectacular, you can't have them all. No, you have to choose: Which Jennifer will you take to the chapel in leg warmers and a tube top, which Jennifer will you take to the backseat of your parents' car with a condom and a smile, and which Jennifer will you take to the morgue in a body bag. It's all you, rock stars.
Marry, Fuck, or Kill?:
- Jennifer Grey
- Jennifer Jason Leigh
- Jennifer Beals