Dear Fine Folks at the Hooksexup Hollywood Sex Scene Database,

Here's hoping that the 1977 Zucker Brothers / John Landis freeform comedy freakout that is The Kentucky Fried Movie shows up in your rolls under either "K" or "T" sometime in the new year. And we're not just talking about this (deeply NSFW) fake exploitation movie trailer. We'd also draw your attention to the bit at the end, where two young lovers get it on in front of the nightly news -- to the depraved delight of the anchorman and news broadcast stage crew, who can apparently see them through the TV.

All the best in 2008!

-- Yr Pals at Scanner