Sloppy Seconds: Playboy's Hot List, Student Teacher Sex, Sexual Squashing, and Scarlett Johansson's Lesbian Sex Scene

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Sloppy Seconds: Playboy's Hot List, Student Teacher Sex, Sexual Squashing, and Scarlett Johansson's Lesbian Sex Scene

Posted by Emily Farris

Plaboy released their annual Hot List and our not-so-slutty sister FameCrawler weighs in on their more unfortunate choices.

Yet another conventionally attractive female teacher had sex with her male student.

Everybody needs somebody to love. And you know, if that somebody is like 300 pounds and you get off watching her eat and then you like to be sexually squashed by her... well, good for you.

Scarlett Johansson on Penelope Cruz? Coming right up in Woody Allen's "Vicky Cristina Barcelona."

And, we'll see you Tuesday night, right?

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Posted Feb 08 2008, 04:33 PM

Filed under: sloppy seconds, playboy, sex scenes, lesbians, Penelope Cruz, scarlett johansson, woody allen, lesbian sex scenes, sexual squashing, teacher student sex

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About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.