Hi all, Scanner Bryan here, with a special request for all y'all New Yorkers out there. I need recommendations for strip clubs -- and possibly after-hours parties -- for a bachelor party this Saturday night. I know what you're thinking: "What the hell, aren't you supposed to know this sort of thing?" Well, listen, we -- meaning me, the blushing groom, and the rest of the fellas in tow -- met last night and hashed over our current plan for the evening -- limo, beef, bowling, strip clubs, booze, etc., double etc. -- and a few people wondered if, before we committed fully to the itinerary, we couldn't get some ideas from outside the crew. So naturally, I thought about you guys. Wisdom of crowds, isn't that what the web's about? Well, what hornier, sleazier crowd could there be than y'all? (You know we mean that sweetly, right?)

So, any ideas you got: send 'em this way via the comments. Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens, anything you got, assuming it ain't super-duper-expensive (we ain't no Rockefellers here). Too scandalous to be on the website? Drop them in the tip box: [email protected]. We'll totally never tell on you, scouts honor.

(And for those of you who were at our reading last month -- yep, this is the bachelor party I mentioned.)