This is the news, people! And we are bringing it to you. Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, Danny Wood, and Jordan and Jonathan Knight are back from their respective wavy-haired holes in the ground to sing and dance their faces off in front of screaming girls who were between the ages of 10 and 14 in 1991 and those slightly younger girls who may have ended up with an NKOTB hand-me-down comforter. Our neighbor down the street loved the New Kids so much she used to wear her NKOTB t-shirt inside out so that Joey would be closer to her body. We are practicing our fainting for the reunion concert.

The following video has been very helpful: