Julianne Moore, whose diet consists of granola bars, is hungry all the time. That must suuuuck.
It feels like it's Christmas time and we're gonna celebrate it with a rhyme. The New Kids on the Block are planning to reform. This makes Scanner Emily, who used to kiss her poster of Joey McIntyre before bed every night, very happy. Joey was wearing an orange t-shirt in the poster, and with the help of a Sharpie the t-shirt read "I heart Emily." So, she'd kiss that then crawl into her New Kids on the Block sheets and go to sleep. No, for real.
"A Prairie Home Companion" host Garrison Keillor's stalker has backed off, leaving an open door for us.
Hey, did you hear the one about Heath Ledger's fake dad?