Okay, the trip to the mailbox is never pleasant, what with the guy on the second floor always smoking in the hallway and trying to cover it up with dollar-store air freshener. But still, when I got my green issue of Vanity Fair in the mail yesterday, I was far more excited about the accompanying reusable Target bag than the magazine. I've only opened one of the two, and it's red. Could it have anything to do with the fact that I've seen the following image 761,459 times in the past two weeks?

By the way, the free Target bag is really cool.