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Miley Cyrus Proves Once Again That She Is--Gasp!--a Regular, Old Idiot Kid

Posted by Nicole Pasulka

 

OK. This is a photo of 15-year-old Miley Cyrus cuddling up to one of her 22-year-old backup dancers.

Weird. Yes. We agree. But we are going to suggest a new perspective on the whole thing that should take some of the yuck away. Ready?

She’s FIFTEEN! Seriously. Remember FIFTEEN? It’s when you do things like chase after loser 22-year-olds who are up to no good, pose for raunchy photos, and, in our case, kick holes in walls, wear enormous clothing, scream, swear and play music very, very loudly. 

See when you look at things that way, she’s not the next Britney Spears, she’s just 15. Maybe if Lindsay Lohan had acted out when she was actually supposed to there would have been one less 20-something in high profile rehab last year. Then again, she is a celebrity and they have really shit luck when it comes to surviving self-destructive tendencies. So if Miley winds up pregnant, shit-smeared and crack-fueled feel free to leave an "I told you so" in the comments. 


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Comments

thinkywritey said:

She's hugging him. Why is this a big deal?

June 6, 2008 12:04 PM

rawr said:

This does show that she's just a regular 15 kid... but seriously, it looks like she's just hugging him.

June 8, 2008 1:51 AM

how gay is this?? said:

wood u rele think "miley cyrus" wood do anything with a 22 yr-old guy?? i mean, c'mon?? nd her father, who just happens to be country hit singer, billy ray cyrus, wood even allow her to go out with some 22 yr-old guy?? these tabloids are mostly fake!! unless u have her say that on nat'l t.v, then the tabloids are verry VERRY wrong!!

June 19, 2008 8:08 PM

how gay is this?? said:

wood u rele think "miley cyrus" wood do anything with a 22 yr-old guy?? i mean, c'mon?? nd her father, who just happens to be country hit singer, billy ray cyrus, wood even allow her to go out with some 22 yr-old guy?? these tabloids are mostly fake!! unless u have her say that on nat'l t.v, then the tabloids are verry VERRY wrong!!

June 19, 2008 8:08 PM

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