Scanner Nicole's home away from home, The Morning News, has an amazing photo gallery of phone sex operators in their bedrooms. The pics are from Phillip Toledano's new book Phone Sex and Rosecrans Baldwin interviews the photographer about his work. 

But the best part, by far? The blurbs below each photo where operators describe their jobs. According to this lovely lady:

“Gary was watching a ‘World’s Strongest Women’ show and saw a woman pick up a motorcycle.
‘Oh I could do that,’ I offered.
‘Could you?’ he responded, breathless.
‘Yes. How much do you weigh?’
‘160.’
‘Oh. I could bench-press two of you.’
‘Oh my god… I’d like to see you lift up my girlfriend’s car.’
‘What kind of car does she have?’
‘A Mazda Miata.’
‘Oh yes, I could pick up a Miata. In fact, I would love to.’
‘Really?!?!??! Oh my god! What if my girlfriend was inside?’
‘I would just pick it up, lift it to my shoulder level, and then hoist it up over my head, with your girlfriend inside. I’d slowly turn around in a circle with it held up in the air, with your girlfriend screaming in the front seat.’”

A part of me may miss getting paid for this when I move on.

Actually, so will we. This stuff is gold. We may be looking at a new career. Goodbye student loans--hello sexy phone voice.