Animals — They're Just Like Us
Ten critters thinking dirty thoughts.
By Rachel Shukert
In honor of the Discovery Channel's Life, we speculate about the love lives of animals. Actually, we've never watched Life. We've just wanted to do this for a while.
All Lorraine had ever wanted was to give pleasure to her partner.
It wasn’t that Stuart was reluctant to “dive in,” so to speak, it’s just that he didn’t expect it to smell so earthy.
Beth-Ann the African Buffalo suddenly remembered why she’d stopped going out with high-school boys after sophomore year.
Try as he might to keep a good face on things, Arthur had begun to fear he would never make the leap into mainstream film.
Not for the first time, Neil wondered: if he hadn’t been born a squirrel, would he have to listen to quite so many bad puns about his “nuts”?
  
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Animals — They're Just Like Us by Rachel Shukert Ten critters thinking dirty thoughts. |
- "I really miss feeling those first flickers of passion as you get to know someone new.
- "I know that neither of us believe in it, but I think we should get married."
- "I'm starting to forget what you look like naked."
