According to this Newsweek article, even legalized prostitution isn't immune to the growing recession in America. High fuel and energy costs have revenues falling. But Nevada's Bunny Ranch has figured out a way to draw in all those tax-paying red-blooded Americans by "offering a recession special: The first 100 customers who show up with their tax rebate checks receive twice the "services" for the price of one.""

According to Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof, "You bring your $600 check in, and we give you the $1,200 George Bush party--three girls and a bottle of champagne."

And we were going to blow our check on Twizzlers and Steak Ems. Not anymore! God Bless America and the IRS.