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Sloppy Seconds: Whose Illegitimate Half Sister is This?

Posted by Emily Farris

 

At first we got all excited about the Alanis Morissette karaoke contest but then we realized none of the songs were from Jagged Little Pill. [MySpace]

Did Anne Hathaway rat out her billionaire ex-boyfriend to the FBI? That is, at the same time, badass and deplorable. [The Blemish] 

Angelina Jolie is apparently ready to pop those twins our of her sexy body... if she hasn't already. [FameCrawler] 

It must be summer, summer, summertime! Will Smith and Jazzy Jeff have reunited, at least for the Hancock premiere. [People]

Uber-Christian Heidi Montag has just released her new single One More Drink: "I'm going home with you if I have one more drink." [Us]

Is this the missing link? Well, we mean the missing Lohan. And she's not really missing, she's just illegitimate. [ICYDK] 

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Posted Jul 01 2008, 06:06 PM
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Comments

profrobert said:

"Illegitimate"?  What is this, 1957?  She's a human being, and she's 13.  That makes her a real, live, legitimate child.  Pee Wee Herman is an "illegitmate" child; he's a grown up who pretends to be a child.  Hey, why not call her a bastard and be done with it?  The phrase you're looking for is "out of wedlock."

July 1, 2008 8:29 PM

Christian said:

I prefer bastard actually.  That is what I always tell people at least, given that my parents weren't married.  Hell they barely even knew one another.

July 1, 2008 9:31 PM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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