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Angelina Jolie is Smoking Hot in Vanity Fair (In the Bathtub)

Posted by Emily Farris



Angelina Jolie used to be "my gay," meaning I'd happily switch to the other side for her. But when she started doing all of these good-person deeds and began to appear on the cover of every magazine every week with her 17 children, she became a little less attractive to me. So by the time I got my issue of Vanity Fair in the mail yesterday I was a little tired of seeing her. And then I saw this picture of her in the bathtub and all was forgiven. 


 

Aaaand... there she goes talking about adoption again. Adoption is great, don't get me wrong, I just can't have my lesbian fantasy with a mother of six, you know?  

[Vanity Fair: A Woman in Full]  


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Posted Jun 10 2008, 01:00 PM
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Eleanor C James said:

wasn't that bathtub picture in tom ford's vanity fair issue of hollywood who's who?

shit. why do I know that?

June 11, 2008 1:33 AM

Emily Farris said:

Actually, yeah. It's only online and not in the print version. The other three are, though.

June 11, 2008 1:40 AM

ninkaflower said:

sadly with all the photoshop and the silicone-translucent makeup she's firmly in Real Doll territory in that first pic

June 11, 2008 4:51 AM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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