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We're Off to Get Finger Banged at Summer Camp

Posted by Emily Farris


Did you think we were joking about all that summer camp obsession business? Because today we're off to teach journalism and food writing (revolving around s'mores, thank you very much) to impressionable young things in the wilds of New Hampshire.

Truth be told, there probably won't be that much finger banging going on, at least not in our world, considering Scanner Emily is the oldest camp counselor ever, and those things are probably better left to the 17-year-old counselors across the lake. (Not that Emily doesn't enjoy a good finger banging or dry humping, it's just probably not going to happen.)

We will, however, be busy teaching and swimming and roasting marshmallows. So while you'll get some dispatches from Scanner Emily's Wet, Hot, American Summer, you'll see fewer Scanner Emily posts than usual. Scanner Brian and Scanner Nicole will hold down the fort, with a little help from the lovely Verena von Pfetten.

Be nice to them, and you just might be rewarded with a lanyard or a polished rock.

Related:

Summer Camp is So Gay!

Scanner Highs and Lows: We Got Finger Banged at Summer Camp

Open Thread: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did at Summer Camp?

"Wet, Hot, American Summer"... the Musical?

Michael Ian Black Recounts His Own Wet Hot American Summer


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Comments

rx2v2x said:

Have fun! Here's hoping it's somebody else's fingers, because, well, because otherwise you could just stay in Brooklyn.

July 14, 2008 12:23 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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