Yup. Naked rugby. For some reason, the Daily Mail decided this was news and who are we to judge? Anyway, more photos (you can almost see peen!) and an explanation after the jump.

According to the Daily Mail, "Members of the All Blacks, New Zealand's national team, took part in a nude rugby game at St. Kilda Beach on July 12, 2008 in Dunedin, New Zealand." Was this for charity, you ask? We have no idea. So, really we were lying when we said there was an explanation after the jump. That said, who cares? Especially when you've almost got full frontal. Can you spot the oral sim-and-stim-ulation?

 

Also, ever wondered what a streaker at a Naked Rugby game would look like? We've got the answer, thanks to the Daily Mail and their oh-so-helpful news-you-can-use captions.

"A fully clothed "streaker" interrupts the action."

We'd make a pun about the nutso nudity of these rugby players, but the Daily Mail already beat us to the punch. ("Naked rugby players did little to dispel their reputations as nuts over the weekend." ) We'll get you next time!

More photos and less explanation at the DailyMail.com.

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All photos courtesy of The Daily Mail and/or Ross Land/Getty Images.