Woah, check it out: looks like even The Onion isn't afraid to experiment with the incredible traffic drawing power of two O's and a V. Meaning, you know, it's an all right joke and all -- but did you hear that "This American Life" where they say that hundreds of joke headlines get killed before a handful make it into print? Is this really funnier than "Spork Used As Knife"? Seems to us that The Onion was less interested in making a funny here than they were in testing the waters, seeing how blue they could go, and getting as much traffic out of it as possible. To which we say: click on this link as many times as you possibly can.
Ha, sorry, meant this link. (Hey, come on -- we like traffic too.)