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A Test You Cannot Fail: "The What Drug Should I Do?" Quiz

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

We learned a lot about ourselves (more than we ever wanted to know), thanks to The Legend Auto Group's (huh?) blog entry "The What Drug Should I Do?" Quiz...

Brought To You By Lovers Toy Stores [apparently, we love drugs! - Ed.]

Our full results:

Your Scores
Alcohol: 575
Marijuana: 450
LSD: 950
MDMA: 925
Mushrooms: 550
Salvia: 250
Heroin: -150
Cocaine: 75

Well, we could've told you we hate hard drugs like heroin and coke, but never turn down shrooms and acid, although we're almost never offered that kind of thing in New York City, home of the most boring drug users on earth, stumbling through parks, all snot-nosed and wobbly. In the country or smaller cities, there's at least some nature, stars at night, and quietness to enjoy when tripping your balls off.

Anyway, let us know how you did: and rememeber, kids, there are no wrong answers... just wrong combinations of mindfucking doses of PCP and opium.

Via Thrillist. 


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Comments

dippy_gumball said:

is acid really considered a soft drug, like pot and 'shrooms.

Educate me, Brian Fairbanks!

July 17, 2008 1:28 PM

heden said:

having already done all of these drugs already, i have a few things to say.

1) lsd was the most appealing to me to begin with (it was what i scored highest in)

2) but heroin is what i ended at (clean for 4 years approx. as of this moment)

so why did heroin end almost last?

July 17, 2008 2:48 PM

jenny said:

Here are my results:

Your Scores

Alcohol:  350

Marijuana:  450

LSD:  1250

MDMA:  875

Mushrooms:  650

Salvia: 525

Heroin:  -150

Cocaine: -25

Where's the peyote?? That's my dream drug!

July 17, 2008 4:08 PM

fitandfun71 said:

No prescription drugs as part of the survey? Rush Limbaugh would be disappointed. ; )

July 18, 2008 9:12 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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