Ashley Dupre is suing Ashley Dupre for "stealing her identity." Unfortunately, this is not the plot of Paul Auster's next book...

Gun control is apparently impossible to implement, even at a Chinese press conference... on gun control. 

Penelope Cruz blames a little monster for her relationship problems. No, sicko, it's not in her pants. 

Actors Jeffrey Wright and Josh Brolin were not victims of backwoods lawmen. At least, not in the racist backwoods lawmen sense. (Seriously, we're not surprised that the cops probably didn't use pepper spray and racial taunts in this case-- the proof is in their mugshots, which show both men to be relatively clear-eyed and cheerfully posing.)

Jennifer Garner is pregnant with her second child. 

Check out these statistics, from the Telegraph:

One in five 11 to 15-year-olds in England - 640,000 school pupils - had drunk alcohol in the past week, figures published by the NHS Information Centre show.

The study found that the average amount consumed by teenagers who had drunk recently was 12.7 units a week, equivalent to six pints of beer or almost a bottle and a half of wine.

You think these numbers would be higher or lower in the US for the same age group? 

And Belladonna, the 27-year-old porn star, offered to donate hundreds of her adult films to the Australian Catholic Church, believing it will help with their abuse problem. Bell, we're not entirely sure your movies are what they'd be interested in.