A wedding in Washington State is in jeopardy following a wild fight on the bride's front lawn...
A 31-year-old woman in Poulsbo, WA was happily hosting her long-awaited engagement party last week when her 12-year-old son from a previous relationship whispered, "Hey, your future husband is in the other room making out with one of your best friends."
The woman, who was not named in news reports, calmly asked guests, including her fiancee, to leave the premises. As Nina Van Pallandt deadpans in The Long Goodbye, "Well, it looks like the party has come to an abrupt end." Instead of letting her guy go, though, she followed him outside and proceeded to beat the living crap out of him:
When he left the house, they say, she tackled him football-style, punched him some more, threw his watch into the bushes and broke his glasses.
Responding to a 911 call from her son, deputies arrested the woman for investigation of fourth-degree assault.
We have a couple of questions: who are these people that make out with other people at their own engagement parties? Who are these people who make out with those getting engaged? We always thought the phrase "get your own damn man" was quaint, but in this case, it seems entirely natural. (Also, what's with the 12-year-old looking out for his mom's future, then calling the cops on her five seconds later? Kid, sometimes people deserve an ass whopping, laws be damned...)
Via the AP.
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