Not that we have anything against rednecks. We pass the "You Might Be a Redneck If..." test with flying colors — even after eight years in New York. So we're not judging him on the fact that he's a redneck, we're just a little concerned with the manner in which he's letting the world know.
Ladies and gentlemen, may we present to you, a screen shot of the myspace page of the future son-in-law of the woman who might ruin the world for women if she and John McCain are elected:
We can't really even blame the guy for this: he's 18. He's been hit with sudden, er, fame. In fact, we feel sorry for him. We're a little surprised the McPain camp hasn't stepped in to get him to at least remove the profanity, or maybe it's all part of their Republican charm?
When you follow the link to the blog, all asterisks are off!
Wanna know the real story?? I am a Fuckin Redneck!!
This is RIDICULOUS!!
Is this what bringing a new baby into the world is supposed to be like?
First off, my personal life is none of your damn business! Ive created this blog to help clarify the rumors and cheap shots taken by numberous media outlets, blogs, and even close friends.
As I'm sure you are already aware that for the last 48 hours, my life has been hell raised by all of the media attention surrounding Bristols mother, Governor Sarah Palin.
There should have never been an issue that involved Bristol and I; however, because of the attention that Mrs. Palin is receiving, the two of us (and our unborn child) have been sucked into this horrible mess that is weighing heavily on the both of us.
Thanks to the popularity of Myspace, our pages have been made private to protect our privacy and personal lives. We won't be accepting anymore friend requests simply because people are using the info that they find on our pages for all of the wrong reasons. Thanks to all of you who have supported us, those who have made it clear that this whole ordeal has gotten out of hand, and thanks even to the haters out there who think this is going to spoil the opportunities for my (soon to be) mother-in-law Sarah
For all of you who support Bristol and I during her pregnancy, we appreciate the support! For anyone else, leave us alone.
Levi Johnston
We're just trying to decide if he actually wrote this or not. It's fairly well written, though there are a few grammatical slip-ups. The thing that throws us off is the semi-colon. It's almost properly used. Maybe Meghan McCain wrote it and made a few errors on purpose? We used to do that for our little sister all the time.
[NY Daily News: Bristol Palin's pregnancy was an open secret back home]
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