"What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?" Sarah Palin asked at the RNC. "Lipstick." We disagree; she's more of a Spaniel or a Terrier, but nevertheless, this inspired the design geeks here at Hooksexup to put together this Pitbull With Lipstick image.

Our first thought: this is really sexist. Our second thought: this is really ugly. Our third thought: as much as we hate to admit it, this is kind-of hilarious, but they could have made her look a little prettier. 

If you think you can do better, and perhaps paint Ms. Palin's Pitbull in a more flattering light, send your Photoshopped images to .  We'll post the best ones for you to vote on next week and the winner will get something good. Perhaps a spanking from Scanner Brian?