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While You Were Sleeping: The Playboy Selection Process

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

When in Atlantic City, it's probably best not to approach total strangers about marijuana purchases:

Police said the drug deal went sour when the man took them to a desolate road in Egg Harbor Township near the Atlantic City International Airport, pulled and gun and forced them to strip before dumping their purses and robbing them. 

Every time Obama speaks, an angel... has an orgasm?

How does Hugh Hefner choose his Playboy bunnies?

“We don’t go for glamour — what we are looking for is a very natural girl-next-door look,” he told Pop Tarts. “I think that’s what set things at the very beginning — what set the Playmate centerfolds apart.”

“Scarlett Johansson and Angelina Jolie,” he said [are the hottest women in the world.]

Damien Hirst sold a painting of a pickled shark for almost ten million pounds. We're not sure what a pickled shark is, but it sounds mighty tasty!

Comedian Al Franken is tied with incumbent Senator Norm Coleman in Minnesota's hottest (not in the "sexy") race.

Speaking of SNL, Amy Poehler is not returning to the show after her planned maternity leave.

And what do we think of Katherine McPhee's outfit? Hot or... dreadful?


Photo via Egotastic.

 

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Comments

Mandy said:

I need to see the rest of the dress!

*Scrolls up to see who wrote this blog entry*

I should have known it was Brian! Emily would have shown the whole dress, nip-slip be damned.

September 16, 2008 11:36 AM

Emily Farris said:

Boys don't understand "outfit."

September 16, 2008 11:38 AM

dblbss said:

It wasn't a painting, it was an actual tiger shark, fully intact, floating in a glass tank of formaldehyde.  Because, you know, some people have too much money to spend.

September 16, 2008 5:13 PM

Tom_Rakewell said:

It's an ugly dress, but she wears it well.

September 19, 2008 1:52 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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