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While You Were Sleeping: Jessica Alba's Bondage Ad

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Look out for the Obama Sex Tape e-mails going around. It's a Trojan e-mail, which is kind of the perfect name for it...

The Florida Family Association claims to be responsible for pulling 325 advertisers from the Playboy show "The Girls Next Door," in the interests of decency and other boring reasons. We've never seen the show, but with more than 325 ads, we don't think we have the patience for it....

Sarah McLachlan is going through a divorce. Here she is on why we haven't heard about it already:

“I haven’t said anything about it because I’ve been terrified,” she said. “But I figure … there’s no good time to say it, so I just said it.”

McLachlan and Sood (the drummer in her band) have been married for 11 years and have two daughters, India Ann Sushil, 6, and Taja Summer, 14 months. The Vancouver-based singer described the split as “pretty gross,” but did not elaborate on the causes.

The article goes on to add that two songs on her album, "U Want Me 2" and "Don't Give Up On Us," are likely reflective of the causes. (Based on those titles, we gotta say... poor thing.)

Jessica Alba's new ad for Declare Yourself, a GOTV organization geared to our lazy youth, is probably going to get more coverage than the election. She tries to talk about the elections... but all the questions keep coming back to the bondage...

The dramatic image “really resonates” with the issue of voting, according to the 27-year-old star. “If you don’t register and vote and make a difference, and hopefully change the bad things that are happening in our country, you are essentially just binding and muzzling yourself.”

"Really resonates" translates to "is the only reason anyone would stop to look at the ad and possibly remember to vote because of it, although probably not." Here's a photo:

And it looks like James Franco is going to have to grow a mustache and wear a cloak if he wants to continue attending college in New York.

 

Related:

While You Were Sleeping: James Franco and Sean Penn Go At It

"Acting With James Franco" Comes Pretty Close to Making Us Cry

Jessica Alba Finally Pops Out a Baby

The Josh Hartnett Sex Tape: At Least It Won't Be In Night Vision


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Comments

fitandfun71 said:

Considering Jessica Alba's acting ability, a piece of tape over her mouth is a good thing.

September 11, 2008 3:00 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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