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Motorcycle Party Features Screaming Orgasm Contest, Rampant Nudity

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Back when we were alerting you to the triumphant success of the New Zealand Boobs on Bikes parade, we agreed with the readers that it wouldn't be long before a copycat event (or two) sprung up stateside.

It turned out one was coming up soon... and it's already been a success once before, as evidenced by these (nsfw!) photos...

Brooksville, FL has been hosting these rallies for years and have raised over $30,000 on behalf of various military organizations, including disabled veterans, via the local marine corps. This time, however, they want to break out the "Wet T-shirts, Screaming Orgasms, Pole Dancing" and, um, "Frozen T-Shirt Contests." Hmm. Also, judging by the photo below, there is some sort of stand where you can get booze that a woman runs over her breasts and is funneled through a maze of ice. Or something.

As far as these photos, we'll give up on explanations and let them speak for themselves:

"Mom... thanks for letting me come to the party with you, but... please!"

 

The 4th Annual Old School Biker Rodeo kicks off on Halloween day... unless the county commission has its way. According to the St. Petersburg Times, the Hernando County event is in jeopardy because, even though the event was permitted last year, the committee finally got around to checking out the organization's website and... whoops, yep, the above photos were all there, plus a helluva lot more. And it doesn't help that there are the aforementioned contests to consider, either.

Luckily, the same guy who arranged for Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to appear at the event as part of a Simple Life 2 episode is filing an appeal... and he used to lead the commission. So, in other words, there's a good chance the event will go on as scheduled. Charity rules!


Top photo (from Boobs on Bikes) via China Daily, last photo via Flickr, story via Tampa Bay.

 

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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