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John McCain Signs His Wife Up For Topless (And Sometimes Bottomless) Contest

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

John McCain was speaking in South Dakota when he decided to make an offhanded mention of their local biker rally:

"I was looking at the Sturgis schedule, and noticed that you had a beauty pageant, so I encouraged Cindy to compete," McCain told an audience at the rally.  "I told her [that] with a little luck, she could be the only woman to serve as both the First Lady and Miss Buffalo Chip."

The rally John just volunteered his wife to participate in features up to half a million motoycyclists... and lots of topless and bottomless women...

The audience, clearly better versed in the details of the pageant, cheered and whistled their approval.

Here are some photos from one of the 61 previous years of the Sturgis spectacle:

McCain's campaign has offered no comment on the allegations (that the Senator wants to pimp his wife out.) We wouldn't mind seeing Cindy get in on the above action, although you know what kind of boobs the biker crowd hollers for. (Hint: it's the big kind.)

Via Political Radar. More photos here.

 

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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