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Seminole Casino Solves The Economic Crisis... With Strip Poker

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

According to About.com, "gambling in Florida is legal at Indian Casinos, Greyhound dog tracks, horse racing tracks and off-shore casino cruises."

No wonder all the old people, card sharks, and sex offenders are moving down there! And this is before they found out that their local Indian casino, which the state Attorney General wants to shut down, thought of an ingenious way to "boost" our "economy..."

The Seminole Casino Hollywood in Hollywood, Florida is expanding its operations to include a strip poker game. They call it a "promotion," which is disappointing, but it may catch on and become a permanent fixture. 

The casino, the old bingo hall known by locals as "Seminole Classic," spread across one wall an image of a female and male model, and each are covered with envelopes containing playing cards.

Contestants pick five envelopes to reveal not only the model, but a poker hand. A royal flush pays $75,000, a pair pays $750 and hands in between pay $750 to $5,000.

The drawings are only on Friday-Saturday nights and from 6 to 10pm, but hey, at least it can serves as comic relief after losing ten g's on the roulette wheel when your idiot savant brother proves unable to predict anything...

 

Via Action (the South Florida gambling blog.)

 

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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