Ah, the timeless rainy day game... Guess The Penis has been around since the time of Macbeth or possibly McCain... today, we're going to see City Rag's "Moose Knuckle Safari" and raise them one more...
Be the first to name the honorable packages correctly (or name the most) by Monday, 10/6 at 9am and you'll win a bottle of KY, two Durex fun condoms, and a strip of Trojans, all courtesy of The Pleasure Chest in Los Angeles, New York, and Chicago.
1) Hint: if you were reading Scanner last month...
2) Hint: golf isn't the sport we most identify this dude('s balls) with...
3) Hint: a Hollywood star... who likes to show off down South...
4) This little boy lost is an up-and-comer. We're referring to the actor in possession of this penis, of course...
5) Hint: it's "arena" sized...
Your guesses in the comments section.
See more packages at City Rag. Thanks, CB!
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