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Today in Food We'd Like to F*ck: The Hamburger Fatty Melt

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Hamburger Fatty Melt. Created by the folks over at A Hamburger Today, this burger between two grilled cheese sandwiches is the equivalent of a cute, super talented skinny hipster guy we'd really like to fuck... you know, just because "there's something about him."

Well, those hamburger-loving people just took it there and put a fucking beard and a pot belly on this guy... now we're seriously creaming our pants over the Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt.

Not only is there bacon on the hamburger, the grilled cheese sandwiches that serve as buns are stuffed with bacon as well. We're sure this is an entire week's worth of Weight Watchers points yet we're tempted to try it. We're a little sad the tomato got lost in the shuffle, but this burger might just take the Food We'd Like to Fuck Cake. 

[A Hamburger Today: The Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt]


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Comments

The Dreaded Rhubarb said:

And I thought deep fried mars bars were scary. That's a high level of gastronomic terror. It's the Grace Jones of snacks (I maintain that Grace Jones is the scariest thing not currently running for political office).

October 14, 2008 11:44 AM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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