Tuesday night was a very special night for us all. But the fact that Joe Biden is the vice-president elect is extra special for Pete Wentz and his giant penis. 

Wentz's parents met working on a Biden campaign way back when.

"I would not be standing here actually in reality at all because my parents met working for Biden," he said. "They met on (a long-ago) campaign, so they have this particular affection for Joe. He came to their wedding. If it weren't for Joe Biden, I would not exist as a human being."

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