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NFL Player Accidentally Posts Photo Of His Penis On His Blog

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Above, is a photo Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley posted on his blog, minus about 2%, which we've cropped out...

What's missing from this pic, now that it's only 98% of the original? The same thing that's missing from all photoblogs...

We were alerted to Cooley's public humiliation when he posted the following note on his website yesterday afternoon, under the title "We're Dumb." (Way to go, Chris, trying to make it look like it could've been someone else's dingaling by using the term "we.")

All apologies from the website.  We are very sorry that we showed a penis on our website all day yesterday.  That was by no means our intention and we did not want to offend anyone.   The picture wouldn't have been up for so long, but we were in the middle of winning a big game.  Once again, this was a complete accident and we regret not reviewing the post more closely.  Thanks.

Cooley, we know it was you. You poor, poor bastard... although congrats on that big win!

All bloggers take heed: if you're naked and taking pictures or video, this could be you. (Not that we want you to stop...)

Via Chris Cooley. Photos via various hackers.

 

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Comments

Show Me said:

Where's the penis, bro?

September 16, 2008 3:15 PM

Brian Fairbanks said:

We'll give you a hint: in the second photo, it's between the dude's legs.

September 16, 2008 3:19 PM

Mandy said:

Peek-a-boo!

September 17, 2008 8:45 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Hooksexup, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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