We wish we made that up. But we didn't. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you are looking at Creamy Cum Crepes from the new Natural Harvest—A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes. We're generally pretty good about figuring out if something is fo' serious or not, but we're really perplexed by this one....
The description:
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
Really? Why even involve the food? More important, however, is how many Weight Watchers points are a tablespoon of cum? We should probably know that, anyway.
[Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes]
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(Thanks, Prof Robert!)